Missed Connections

Janet please - m4w (Flatbush)
Date: 2012-04-03, 11:42PM EST

Janet I am begging you to forgive me. It was all my fault and we both recognize that. Can you please find it in your heart to take me back?

Forever waiting, Kris

I will be your young wolf - m4w (The 7 train every morning)
Date: 2012-04-04, 9:12AM EST

You: Attractive mid-twenties lady in green peacoat reading Storm of Swords.

Me: Older guy, tall, also reading Storm of Swords but I think you are ahead of me. You are so beautiful, I would go to the war over the Seven Kingdoms for you. I am young in spirit and I can be your Robb if you will let me.

re: i will be your young wolf (haha)
Date: 2012-04-04, 9:43AM EST

hahahahaha ive seen u and u are so gross. also i dun think you finished that book or you might want to pick a diff chara.

Three rockabilly ladies - w4w (G train late)
Date: 2012-04-04, 10:35AM EST

Got on the train last night and saw you three. Your outfits were perfect. My hair was a mess and my dress straps were falling down. I got off at my stop but you were still riding. Wished you would take me with you.

Beautiful leg - m4w (Park slope)
Date: 2012-04-04, 9:40PM EST

Was at the Union street R northbound station, saw your leg through the gap in the wall. It was the most beautiful leg I have ever seen. Your purple tights excited me so much, please email me I will worship you (and your leg).

Janet Janet Janet - m4w (Flatbush)
Date: 2012-04-05, 03:01AM EST

Janet please, I don't think you realize that I LITERALLY cannot live without you. I barely know how to make coffee, and you always made such great coffee. Please take me back.

Back again - w4m (Upper East Side)
Date: 2012-04-06, 12:43PM EST

I am back again! Had two okcupid dates and both were disgusting. WHY IS IT SO HARD TO MEET A DECENT GUY? Anyway, been a while since I was on here, how you all doing?

Janet I know you are reading this - m4w (Flatbush)
Date: 2012-04-10, 04:15AM EST

You always did enjoy reading these, you always called them the sad sacks looking for love. Now I am one of those sad sacks. Maybe could we do one last sack race :) ?


Aural Serendipity - w4w (6 uptown)
Date: 2012-05-01, 8:03PM EST

Was standing next to you on the train. You were listening to This American Life. I was listening to Comedy Bang Bang. Maybe we could meet in the middle somewhere, Thrilling Adventure Hour?

You punched me - m4w (Skarhead webster hall)
Date: 2012-05-21, 11:23AM EST

You were the only girl in the pit at the Skarhead show last night. You punched me in the nose, you are so fucking hardcore. Hit me up again.

Kris (Flatbush)
Date: 2012-06-30, 10:00AM EST

Give up. -J