Things I Will Do

I will drive you to the airport, even if your flight is at 3am.

I will go see your one-woman show, and I will tell you what I really think, but only if you want me to.

I will not give you a kidney, I only have one.

I will remind you to do that thing you have been putting off if you ask me to and I will continue only until you do it.

I will not drop out of plans at the last minute unless I have the world's most important reason.

I will buy you a ticket to a show and not be upset if you do not come.

I will buy something for you and not expect you to pay me back.

I will accept any compliment you give me, but I will probably not believe it.

I will give you everything I have if I truly believe it will help you.

I will meet your new girlfriend and tell you what I really think, but only if you want me to.

I will never expect reciprocation of any kind.

I will dance, poorly, even if I am alone.

I will stop talking to you at a moment's notice.

I will ask if I want something, not drop vague hints.

I will let you make your own mistakes.

I will join your band.

I will probably never figure things out.