I will drive you to the airport, even if your flight is at 3am.
I will go see your one-woman show, and I will tell you what I really think, but only if you want me to.
I will not give you a kidney, I only have one.
I will remind you to do that thing you have been putting off if you ask me to and I will continue only until you do it.
I will not drop out of plans at the last minute unless I have the world's most important reason.
I will buy you a ticket to a show and not be upset if you do not come.
I will buy something for you and not expect you to pay me back.
I will accept any compliment you give me, but I will probably not believe it.
I will give you everything I have if I truly believe it will help you.
I will meet your new girlfriend and tell you what I really think, but only if you want me to.
I will never expect reciprocation of any kind.
I will dance, poorly, even if I am alone.
I will stop talking to you at a moment's notice.
I will ask if I want something, not drop vague hints.
I will let you make your own mistakes.
I will join your band.
I will probably never figure things out.